my mind says homework

but my heart says internet

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nageimakoto:

rabioheab:

mom, dad… i’m… i’m white

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dampsandwich:

get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed

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amyponder:

but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now

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drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

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phriend:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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katherlne:

hasa—diga—eebowai:

katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

….I can see Russia from my house

wow u can see london france and russia thats a really long way u have better eyesight than me

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